Are You Ready For Some Football 2010-2011 Lets Get it In!

Well its finally September, time to say goodbye to summer and hello to fall, which means HELLO FOOTBALL. Preseason is over and the 53 man roster has been made, its time to dance baby.  New year new beginnings for some, last year was awesome but the slate is wiped clean and I am ready to see what this season will bring….Its time to pin this muffin top back blue! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!!

I always have to start the end of preseason with my rants, so allow me a moment to vent…. SAY IT WIT YA CHEST TOIA! No names will be mentioned, I’m sure you can figure it out

Every year we go through this bullshit with you, your old ass needs to sit down and fucking retire already. Dude we are tired of you and you ain’t broke, tap the out and give someone else a chance old fucker.

Back in the day you could hold out but a lot of players didn’t because they felt the need to HONOR their contract. Well today HONOR goes out the fucking window and gets run over by a 18 wheeler.  Now don’t get me wrong I think a man should be paid what he is worth but all this back and fourth and cutting players for week 1 and then letting them come back so they can make sure there is enough money . After 36 days of holding out you get 46 million for 4 years, so one more year to your contract.   Your ass could of negotiated that shit while on the field with your team during pre-season,  get your monkey ass out there and play negroidian.

Now your touchy feely ass was going to miss 6 games and now only 4, but dude keep your hands to yourself. I can see if this was the first time you have been accused but it’s not so you’re just an ass. Keep ya hands to your damn self, leave the young girls alone, your now the old rich guy in the club. Which means dumb ass you’re a target for trifling ass women who want your money.  Sit ya ass down so you can play football fucker.

I’m tired of QBs crying and whining, its football suckers (my new way of cussing), if your good you play if not you don’t. Don’t go bitching and moaning to the media about you can’t understand why coach might pick someone else over your ass. Sit down STFU and you might get picked up some place else.

Now these two fancy pansy gay boys are working my nerves.  T.V. shows and now they are on the same team, I’m sorry but the rule should be one bitch per team.  On T.V. talking about their Batman and Robin, if that ain’t the most faggoty, fagot, fag shit I have ever heard in my life.. Pause NO HOMO.

Did your old ass say you listen to Drake before a game to get hype…. I don’t even like you any more

Did you insure your hair for 1 million dollars?

Thank you for letting me vent just a little, I have to say it wasn’t that much this year.. Lets get to business.

Toia’s Week 1 Picks

Min @ NO           NO

Det @ Chi           Det

Oak @ Tenn     Tenn

Cinn @ NE         NE

Mia  @ Buf         Mia

Car   @ NYG      NYG

ATL @ Pitt        Pitt

Cle @ TB            Cle

Den @ Jack       Den

Ind  @ Hou        Ind

SF @  Sea            SF

GB @ Phi          GB

Ari  @ Stl          Ari

Dal @ Wash     Wash

Balt @ NYJ      Balt

SD     @  KC        SD

Enjoy Week 1 Family I know I will, NFL package is going to be AWESOME!

PEACE AND BLESSINGS

A TRUE FOOTBALL CHICK!