Are You Ready For Some Football!!!

Once again its my favorite time of a year as summer is coming to a close and the fall is rolling in. No more twoadays, its game time baby! Preseason is over and hopefully the interview went well and you showed us what you was working with. We have our 53 man roster, we have watched and dissected, hired and fired and this is it. Its time for the big show.

Say it with me people:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!!!

Then lets get it started…

Disclaimer: This is not your regular football blog post, small children should leave the room. If this is your first time reading one of these, I will let you know now that I have no filter. I am working on it, God knows my heart and I am a work in progress.

Now that we got that out of the way lets get it poppin!

I want to vent and be patient with me because a lot of things happened in at the end of the season, in the off season and in the preseason that I want to get off my chest.  First R.I.P. Steve McNair you will be missed, one of the greatest in the game taken before his time over some BS. I had to pay my respect. But lets talk about respect, those of you who know me know that I love and respect the game. I am that neighborhood chick that always played with the boy (hard to the body).  It baffles me that players abuse the gifts they are given, its a privilege to be able to play in the NFL. Why act a fuck ass fool? I am not going to say names I am just going to vent and I am so sure you will figure it out.

Why, because you can’t act right in the NFL, do you get invited to the UFL and still can’t even make it to the meeting before you acting a dumb ass on Ustream,? ATTN DA: Ustream can be seen by anyone!

Why are you choking out trashy reality show heffa’s before the season is about to start? Now how is your team suppose to react to this bullshit? Your momma should smack the shit out of you for acting like you don’t have the good sense God gave you.

How do you shoot yourself  and why are you packing a gun that’s not registered in the first place.? You make all that money are you telling me you didn’t have time to register a gun? Are you fucking serious?

Why are you drinking and driving, did you not know that it would be dangerous to you and others? ATTN DA: Again you make all that money. If you going to party and drink, hire a driver DA.

Who told you, you was that good that you can act the fool at practice and disrespect the coach and your teammates, your lucky they want to work with your stupid ass.

Why can’t you just sit your old ass down and retire already? Stop retiring and coming back. Tap out already. Only kickers should be old as hell in the NFL not QB’s.

Why you get another contract for 16 million dollars and your a fuck up and suck ass QB? You make me sick. We want to win and how in the hell all the QB’s on the team gonna to suck as well, for that matter? Thats some bullshit for real yo.

Real men don’t say CHILD PLEASE, KISS THE BABY or suck their thumb at team meetings, you are so suspect to me yo.

And the last thing I want to get off my chest is, it was dogs yo that’s not the reason he went to jail, he went to jail for having a gambling ring. Let it go he did his time, other mother fuckers are killing people and you blasting about some dogs, children are starving but you worried about dogs. As my boy Phonte said folks got a lot of other shit going on right now to be worrying about dogs. I am glad he is back and gets another chance to play!

I think I’m good now thank you for your patience and letting me get all that off my chest. Whewwww, that felt so good.

Now back to to business…

There are 11 new coaches in the NFL this year, more then we have seen in a long time.

Rex Ryan taking over for the Jets, I’m loving this move by the Jets because Rex Ryan don’t take no shit. He tells it like it is and his players respect him. He knows football and has already made a difference for this Jets squad

Todd Haley taking over at Kansas maybe he can light a fire under their asses and make moves.

Tom Cable is no longer Interim coach but now Head Coach for Oakland and they still suck ass.

Mike Singletary also starts his first full year as head coach for the 49ers, we will see how this works out.

Steve Spaguolo ( I spelled it right yea lol) leaving the Giants as defensive coordinator and making his way to St Louis. I think defense wise this was a good move Lord knows the Rams needs all the help they can get on defense.

Raheem Morris has players on his team older then him and yet he is still not the youngest coach in the NFL. This new direction for the Bucs looks good the team has made some changes and for now they seem to be working. But as always time will tell.

Jim Schwartz in Detroit, I don’t think he can really fuck it up more then its already fucked up. But look out for Detroit they made a lot of changes got some good picks and just maybe they might win some.

Eric Mangini leaving the Jets to go to the Browns, I really don’t have to much to say because I think Eric Mangini is an ass. But the Browns are one of my sleeper teams this season so I will be watching closely to see what goes down.

For the first time in 14 years you won’t see Mike Shanahan at Mile High, but Josh McDaniels is the youngest coach in the NFL now and the Broncos have a lot of work to put in, I am thinking they might struggle a little bit this season.

Jim Caldwell takes over for my man Tony Dungy as the Colts new Head Coach.  Seems the Colts have  a lot of new faces on the side lines with the lost of both coordinators and offensive line coach. Adjustments will be made and we will see how it all works out.

Last we have Jim Mora taking over at Seattle, another one of my sleeper teams this season. Seattle is healthier this year and I think Jim Mora was the best choice.

So new coaches, new coordinators and line coaches should make this season exciting. I think to make it to the playoffs this year you have to have the bomb ass team.  Every ones schedule is tight this season, not to many easy wins, teams will be putting in work.  So as always before week 1 I will ask the questions I want to see the answers to this season.

Is Adrian Peterson the best back in the NFL?

Will the Favre retire at the end of the season or will he work our nerves again?

Will Vick make a difference at Philly?

Will Chicago put in some work this season?

Can Brandon Marshall get his ass off his shoulders and just play?

Can T.O. stop crying long enough to make a difference in Buffalo?

Can Dallas move the scoreboard please? (lol)

Will Redskin and Dallas fans finally have something to really cheer about and stop talking out the side of their necks?

Is Matt Sanchez the answer for the Jets?

Can Detroit win more then one game or any for that matter?

Will the wildcat offense cause problems for defenses this year?

Will Mangini tell us who the starting QB is?

My 3 sleeper teams for this season are Seahawks, Texans and Browns

I won’t do my picks for week 1 just yet I need a couple of more days to make my choices, but I will post them so you can see how good I really am lol. I hope you all got your fantasy football teams straight I know mine is off the chain this year (sweat me later haters, a girl can do this shit too).  As I said before I am excited about this season and I hope you all ride with me all season long. As always IT IS WHAT IT IS…

Peace and Blessings

That True Football Chick

Toia