Week 2 Round Up

Well I’m going to just start  cussing so excuse me while I vent.  How the hell does rain, not hail or snow, but rain move a satellite dish out of signal range, right after I pay my bill.  Then I called Direct TV and had to talk to the automated Piece of Shyt for 10 minutes, repeating myself over and over again like I had a pink bedazzled helmet on my head.  Then I finally get a live person and this heffa tells me we will get someone out there Tuesday to fix your problem.

Now one of my handlers was downstairs and my other one was 2 doors down at her house, so this gives me license to go off. D said all he heard was F bombs flying out my mouth and me saying bitch don’t you know its football Sunday, giving her my phone number and hanging up. I was pissed the hell off.  No TV on Football Sunday?! It’s like you shot me in my heart. Thank God for my laptop and Facebook for keeping me updated.  So I went to the sports bar to at least catch the Giants game later that night.

So fast forward to Tuesday and the Direct TV man came out and fixed the problem and added more cement to the post the satellite, so that it won’t move again. Shout out to Lamont the Direct TV man for fixing my TV. Good looking my dude. Thank you all for letting me vent for a minute about my TV problems too.

Now Lets Get It On!!

Well the Cowboys stadium had the largest crowd ever in NFL history. 105,121 people were in attendance Sunday night. Now if everyone in the crowd were a Cowboys fan they left mad as hell. Cowgirls danced in cages around big ass poles, big ass scoreboards, ex presidents in the booth and a loser ass team, haha haha.

I have to say this was an exciting game and I loved being in the bar with a bunch of Cowboy fans and me and my loud mouth with my Giants Jersey on…AWESOME!.  Mr. Tynes comes in the nick of time to kick a 37 yard FG to win the game.  Dallas had 4 turnovers against that Giants beast of a defense. I just want to say Plaxico who? Plaxico what? We don’t need no suck ass Plaxico we have Manning throwing to Manningham and I am loving it.  Manningham caught 10 passes for 150 yards and a touchdown.  Steve Smith also caught 10 passes for 134 yards and a touchdown, fuck a bitch ass Plaxico.  The beast Brandon Jacobs had 58 yards. Justin Tuck injured his shoulder and was out the second half, but did that hurt the Giants defense hell to the naw.

Slowmo Romo was 13 of 29 for 127 yards giving 3 of these passes to the Giants, can you say shook. Marion Barber had a hell of a game and was hurt in the last quarter.  He ran for 124 yards and a touchdown, but it has to be frustrating as hell to play like that and lose.  Sucks to be you Marion sorry for ya, hahaha.  Giants upset the Cowgirls in their big fancy new stadium.

Final score 33-31 GIANTS and I take a W

For 9 years the Jets of New York have lost to the Patriots of New England, but on September 19, 2009 at 1pm Tom Brady met THE SANCHEZ. Although the Sanchez struggled a little bit in the first half he came back in the second. It was all Mark all the time, fughetaboutit.  Tom Brady’s 21 consecutive wins was cut short. The only touchdown in the game was a 9 yard pass to Keller in the third quarter.  Although Tom Brady wasn’t sacked in this game Rex Ryan’s defense was all over him. Brady SUCKS yes I said it and I will say it again, I hate New England!!

J.E.T.S. JETS, JETS, JETS!!!

Final score 16-9 and I take a W

Now can someone tell me how the hell you win a game with no touchdowns? These two suck ass teams come together to play one another and the winning team wins with a 3 FG’s? Are you fucking serious? So what this tells me if your kicker was as suck ass as the rest of your players you would have lost.  But at least the other suck ass team scored a touchdown but then these dumb asses decide that when they get a chance to score again and come up on the come up, they want to play hot potato and fumble the damn ball. Hold on to the ball fucker.  If you haven’t figured out what teams I am talking about it’s the Redskins and Rams.  How the hell in 60 minutes the Redskins have the ball for 35 minutes and 53 seconds you don’t score a fucking touchdown, not one.  You suck ass fuckers you won yes and I picked you to win but if you can’t dominate a bad team how the hell are you going to win games down the line.  I assumed when you got beat up on last week that you would come back fighting hard this week, y’all play like girls.  But then again this says something about the Rams defense, where there was no defense there now is. The Rams are a work in progress, they are improving, they didn’t score last week and this week they scored so kudos to the Rams. The Redskins aren’t a work in progress they just need work.  Win a game with 3 FGs from less than 28 yards away, my one leg having ass can kick 28 fucking yards. In the word of Ed Lover, C’mon Son! get the fuck out of here with that 3 FG bullshit, C’mon Son! Wack ass Redskins…

Final Score 9-7 yes 9-7 Fuck asses, I took a W but I wish it was a real game though…

I just have a question are you the world champions? Did you win the Superbowl? Why the hell can’t your kicker kick a FG? Ok, that was more than one question but you know what I am talking about right? Why is your running game hot pissy garbage?  Defense, why do you have my boo boo Troy, on the sideline shaking his head like damn y’all some fuck ups yo? I understand it was raining but you mother fuckers are use to wind, your stadium is surrounded by 3 rivers and you play in snow all the time. No excuses! You made Cutler look like a champ, and they seem to be able to kick field goals.  You let a team with a coach named Lovie beat you.  Jay Cutler threw for 236 yards, 2 touchdowns and no interceptions, he looked good after four picks last week.

So what does this say about the Steelers, work on the running game, kicking game and defense get tighter. One man doesn’t make a team it takes you all.  The Bears look good and if Cutler plays that way every week they might do something this year. Notice I said might…

Final score 17-14 and I took an L

So last week I took an L because the 49ers beat Arizona and this week I took an L because they beat  the Seahawks (which was supposed to be my sleeper team). 49ers are 2-0 so far. Umm…has Singletary put a fire under their ass or is it just luck? If Hassleback didn’t get hurt, would Seattle have come back and won?  Things didn’t start going down until Hassleback was hurt. We will never know now will we, but what we do know is Gore scored a 79 and 80 yard touchdown. Running that fat ass off looking like he needed the oxygen take once he got into the end zone. Push away from the steaks fats…but he did a good job. 49ers have a running game again and it looks good to me. All I have to say is I am now watching and we will see what happens.

Final score 23-10 and I took an L

Philly without McNabb and the Saints with Drew Brees, once again Brees had another good week.  He threw for 311 yards and 3 touchdowns.  Colston had 8 catches for 98 yards and 2 touchdowns.  But I’m not getting excited about the Saints just yet.  Yes, Drew looks good but they played Detroit last week and the Philly team without McNabb, so to me thats two easy wins.  Now in week 4 they meet the Jets and we will see how good this Saints team is against Rex Ryan’s defense. Even next week might be a challenge with them going up against the Bills. I’m not saying the Saints aren’t good but I just need to see more than what I have seen so far.  McNabb is still out and now Westbrook is out with an ankle injury.  So we will see what happens next week.

Big Question: Will Vick play or not?

Final score 48-22 and I took a W

So I can’t do all 16 games that would just take to long but I do want to say this, I am picking Detroit to beat the Redskins next week. Mainly because I really want Detroit to win a game and the Redskins suck. So I think the Lions deserve to beat them.  WACK!!

Other Scores

Panthers 20
Falcons 28           (W for me, cause I don’t trust Suck ass Jake)

Vikings 27           (W for me)
Lions 13

Bengals 31
Packers 24           (L for me, I hate Chad Johnson’s bitch ass)

Texans 34
Titans 31               (L for me, Good game though)

Raiders 13             (W for me)
Chiefs 10

Cardinals  31       (W for me)
Jaguars 17

Bucs 20
Bills 33                    (L for me)

Browns 6
Broncos 27           (W for me)

Ravens 31               (W for me)
Chargers 26

Colts 27                   (W for me, boring ass game)
Dolphins 23

So out of 16 games in Week 2 I took 5 L’s. Not as good as last week but I am still in the top 5 in picks, so thats good for me.  I hope you continue to ride with me see you next week.

As always, it is what it is…

True Football Chick

Week 1 Round Up

Week 1 Round Up

Was week 1 everything you thought it would be, it was that and more for me.  Direct TV previewed the NFL ticket and Redzone, I have to say I now know why I don’t purchase it.  That’s just too much football at one time for me, you have to have ADD to watch all the games at one time.  Even the mix channel where you can watch all at one time, that gave me a seizure headache. The kid was not feeling it, but I did get to see the games.  So enough of the sweet talk lets get down to business. A lot of things happened Sunday and Monday and I have some things to say about it.

Let’s Get It on

Thursday opening night of the 2009 season, the Champion Pittsburgh Steelers took on the Tennessee Titans and just barely beat them in Overtime by 3.  I have to say this to the offensive line get it the fuck together yo. They are going to come up on a lot tougher defenses then Tennessee this season. Roethisberger went 33 of 43 for 363 yards. Santana Holmes made9 catches for 131 yards and a touch down. Now what I want to know is how the hell you ( a veteran)  just drop the ball, this is football not hot potato, that could of cost the game you a lucky man cause you was bout to get your ass kicked in the locker room, I’m just saying.  Steelers defense was just that -, steelers defense , but in the first half during a blocked field goal Troy Palamalu was injured tearing his MCL (Medial Collateral Ligament) he will be out 3-6 weeks. Damn you Madden curse – I curse Madden!!

On the other side Mr. Kerry Collins was 22 of 35 for 244 yards. Steelers defense kept it some what tight. But like I said before offensive line and the running game needs to get better to get through this season.

Final Score 13-10 Steelers and I took a W

Atlanta and Miami- Well the wild cat turned into a kitty cat Sunday in the ATL. Atlanta’s defense wasn’t having it, they came up with 4 turnovers and smacked down Miami’s offense.  Matt Ryan threw for 229 yards and 2 touchdowns.  Tony Gonzalez had 73 yards receiving and became the 21^st player in NFL history to surpass 11,000 yards. (way to go Tony).

What can I say about Miami, you need some work that’s what lol.

Final score 19-7 Atlanta and I took a W

Broncos and Bengals ok this was some lucky bullshit of a game if I ever saw one and this is one I had the pleasure to watch. I mean are you serious a deflected pass and Stokley catches it to run 87 yards, 87 freaking yards for a touchdown. Then he takes his time and still there’s no one around him, getting the clock down to 11 seconds in the 4^th. Which was actually a good idea (big ups to Stokley for that). RIDICULOUS! This game isn’t worth me even giving you stats.

Final score 12-7 Denver and I took an L

Vikings and Browns, well Vikings fan are excited about the Favre and Peterson combination.  Well so am I, but for only one reason, FANTASY POINTS YO! Lol Peterson ran my point up, 3 touchdowns, 180 yards. Favre only threw 4 passes of six yards, but he doesn’t really need to pass now does he, when he can hand off to Peterson all day.  But what happens next week Vikings fans when you come up on a tougher defense, we shall see. For the Browns and Eric Mangini and all his bullshit this week, its going to be a tough season. Brady Quin went 21 of 35 for 205 yards, he had 1 interception and was sacked 5 times. Not good at all

Final score 34-20 Vikings and I take the W

Jets and Texans, well the Jets have THE SANCHEZ, the rookie came, he played and he conquered.  Sanchez threw for 272 yard and a touchdown. Thomas Jones rushed 107 yards and 2 touchdowns. The Texans struggled on offense against Rex Ryans defense (of the chain yo).  The Schauby struggled, struggled, struggled—did I say struggled, completing 18 of 33 and 166 yards with no touchdowns. Now I have to say Sanchez did a good job for a rookie, so for all my J.E.T.S. Jets , Jets, Jets, fans big up to the Sanchez and the Jets Defense.

Final score 24-7 Jets and I took a W

Giants and Redskins, well Redskins fans — ha ha ha ha ha ha I love my Giants. Can you say OSI UMENYIORA  is back, healthy and doing his thang, not thing, but thang. Osi scored a 37 yard touchdown on a fumble return.  Eli struggled a little bit in the first half but got his swagger back in the 3^rd and 4^th quarters.  Manning completed 20 of 29 passes for 256 yards.  Giant have a beast of defense and a horse on offense Jacobs is a beast.

On the other side (which we really don’t care about) Jason Campell completed 19 of 26 passes for 211 yards without a touchdown.  This says Blah blah blah blah Redskins lost LMAO.

Final score Giants Fans 23-17 I took a W

Ok so this last game I break down because I cant do them all you would be reading forever, will be combination of me venting and bitching up a storm, so you might want to excuse the kids.

Panthers and Eagle, now I try and represent the town I live in but, I’m not fool.  I know Panthers wouldn’t win but I thought they would at least play the game.  Jake the choke artist Delhomme completed 9 of 18 passes, 4 of them he gave to the Eagles. Finally after his 4^th interception they pull him from the game, but wait it gets better, the back up QB plays and gets hurt. So now these fuckers have a suck ass first QB and a hurt back up QB. Then your defense plays like a high school team because they are tired of being on the field so damn long. Your all star wide receiver gets upset and sits with the defense. This was a fucking circus with a bunch of clown ass players. Jake needs to go, let me say it again JAKE NEEDS TO GO, how the hell you get a new contract, I will tell you how you marry the coach’s daughter that’s how.  There is no need for me to talk about the Eagles you saw the score they played football. McNabb is out with a broken Rib so Vick is practicing this week and will be back week 3- good for you Vick.

Final score 38-10 and I took a W because IM not a dumb ass yo

More Scores

Jaquars  12
Colts 14 I took  a W

Lions 27
Saints 45 I took a W

Cowboys 34
Buccaneers 21 I took an L

49ers 20
Cardinals 16 I took an L (fuckin 49ers)

Rams 0
Seahawks 28 another W for me

Bears 15
Packers 21 W for me

Bills 24
Patriots 25 a W is a W

Chargers 24 for real Raiders did play their butt but a W for me
Raiders 20

So in week 1 I am 13 W’s and 3 L’s not bad for week 1. It was an exciting week for me, I’ll be back Friday with Week 2 picks and maybe some more rants. I hope you ride with me all season long, this is why we play the game. As always it is what it is

A True Football Chick

Week 1 Picks

Week One

2009

Its Finally here people less then 24 hours away and I am so exited

FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!
So here are my picks for week 1

Thursday

Pittsburgh          I will always go with my Steelers, it will be a close
game though

Tennessee

Sunday

Miami

Atlanta             I am going with Atlanta

Jacksonville

Indianapolis   I am going with the Colts on this one

Denver

Cincinnati       I am going with the Bengals, Denver has some work to do

Minnesota         I will go with the Vikings yes Ced I said it, but if they lose I will talk so much
shit
Cleveland

Detroit

New Orleans     I will go with the Saints but you never know what might happen

Philadelphia       I am going with Philly yes I am picking a team over the Panthers

Carolina

Kansas City

Baltimore          For real you Ravens that’s all I have to say

Jets                      I am picking the Jets but I think its going to be a close game

Houston

San Francisco

Arizona               I pick Arizona but this might be another upset 49ers might work

St Louis

Seattle              I picking Seattle I want to see how they play, but I think Rams defense is going
is going to be good this year

Chicago

Green Bay       I am going with Green Bay

Washington

Giants              I will always pick my Giants we know this, and the fact that I hate the Redskins

Dallas

Tampa Bay       Tampa Bay is going to win this one some may disagree but we will see

Monday

Buffalo

New England    I am going with NE

San Diego            Come on for real you already know

Oakland

Ok so there might be some upsets Detroit might win, 49ers might win as well and someone in my crew said Tennessee is going to upset the Steelers we will see and as always I will be back next week with my weekly round up and comments the only way I know how.

A True Football Chick

Are You Ready For Some Football!!!

Once again its my favorite time of a year as summer is coming to a close and the fall is rolling in. No more twoadays, its game time baby! Preseason is over and hopefully the interview went well and you showed us what you was working with. We have our 53 man roster, we have watched and dissected, hired and fired and this is it. Its time for the big show.

Say it with me people:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!!!

Then lets get it started…

Disclaimer: This is not your regular football blog post, small children should leave the room. If this is your first time reading one of these, I will let you know now that I have no filter. I am working on it, God knows my heart and I am a work in progress.

Now that we got that out of the way lets get it poppin!

I want to vent and be patient with me because a lot of things happened in at the end of the season, in the off season and in the preseason that I want to get off my chest.  First R.I.P. Steve McNair you will be missed, one of the greatest in the game taken before his time over some BS. I had to pay my respect. But lets talk about respect, those of you who know me know that I love and respect the game. I am that neighborhood chick that always played with the boy (hard to the body).  It baffles me that players abuse the gifts they are given, its a privilege to be able to play in the NFL. Why act a fuck ass fool? I am not going to say names I am just going to vent and I am so sure you will figure it out.

Why, because you can’t act right in the NFL, do you get invited to the UFL and still can’t even make it to the meeting before you acting a dumb ass on Ustream,? ATTN DA: Ustream can be seen by anyone!

Why are you choking out trashy reality show heffa’s before the season is about to start? Now how is your team suppose to react to this bullshit? Your momma should smack the shit out of you for acting like you don’t have the good sense God gave you.

How do you shoot yourself  and why are you packing a gun that’s not registered in the first place.? You make all that money are you telling me you didn’t have time to register a gun? Are you fucking serious?

Why are you drinking and driving, did you not know that it would be dangerous to you and others? ATTN DA: Again you make all that money. If you going to party and drink, hire a driver DA.

Who told you, you was that good that you can act the fool at practice and disrespect the coach and your teammates, your lucky they want to work with your stupid ass.

Why can’t you just sit your old ass down and retire already? Stop retiring and coming back. Tap out already. Only kickers should be old as hell in the NFL not QB’s.

Why you get another contract for 16 million dollars and your a fuck up and suck ass QB? You make me sick. We want to win and how in the hell all the QB’s on the team gonna to suck as well, for that matter? Thats some bullshit for real yo.

Real men don’t say CHILD PLEASE, KISS THE BABY or suck their thumb at team meetings, you are so suspect to me yo.

And the last thing I want to get off my chest is, it was dogs yo that’s not the reason he went to jail, he went to jail for having a gambling ring. Let it go he did his time, other mother fuckers are killing people and you blasting about some dogs, children are starving but you worried about dogs. As my boy Phonte said folks got a lot of other shit going on right now to be worrying about dogs. I am glad he is back and gets another chance to play!

I think I’m good now thank you for your patience and letting me get all that off my chest. Whewwww, that felt so good.

Now back to to business…

There are 11 new coaches in the NFL this year, more then we have seen in a long time.

Rex Ryan taking over for the Jets, I’m loving this move by the Jets because Rex Ryan don’t take no shit. He tells it like it is and his players respect him. He knows football and has already made a difference for this Jets squad

Todd Haley taking over at Kansas maybe he can light a fire under their asses and make moves.

Tom Cable is no longer Interim coach but now Head Coach for Oakland and they still suck ass.

Mike Singletary also starts his first full year as head coach for the 49ers, we will see how this works out.

Steve Spaguolo ( I spelled it right yea lol) leaving the Giants as defensive coordinator and making his way to St Louis. I think defense wise this was a good move Lord knows the Rams needs all the help they can get on defense.

Raheem Morris has players on his team older then him and yet he is still not the youngest coach in the NFL. This new direction for the Bucs looks good the team has made some changes and for now they seem to be working. But as always time will tell.

Jim Schwartz in Detroit, I don’t think he can really fuck it up more then its already fucked up. But look out for Detroit they made a lot of changes got some good picks and just maybe they might win some.

Eric Mangini leaving the Jets to go to the Browns, I really don’t have to much to say because I think Eric Mangini is an ass. But the Browns are one of my sleeper teams this season so I will be watching closely to see what goes down.

For the first time in 14 years you won’t see Mike Shanahan at Mile High, but Josh McDaniels is the youngest coach in the NFL now and the Broncos have a lot of work to put in, I am thinking they might struggle a little bit this season.

Jim Caldwell takes over for my man Tony Dungy as the Colts new Head Coach.  Seems the Colts have  a lot of new faces on the side lines with the lost of both coordinators and offensive line coach. Adjustments will be made and we will see how it all works out.

Last we have Jim Mora taking over at Seattle, another one of my sleeper teams this season. Seattle is healthier this year and I think Jim Mora was the best choice.

So new coaches, new coordinators and line coaches should make this season exciting. I think to make it to the playoffs this year you have to have the bomb ass team.  Every ones schedule is tight this season, not to many easy wins, teams will be putting in work.  So as always before week 1 I will ask the questions I want to see the answers to this season.

Is Adrian Peterson the best back in the NFL?

Will the Favre retire at the end of the season or will he work our nerves again?

Will Vick make a difference at Philly?

Will Chicago put in some work this season?

Can Brandon Marshall get his ass off his shoulders and just play?

Can T.O. stop crying long enough to make a difference in Buffalo?

Can Dallas move the scoreboard please? (lol)

Will Redskin and Dallas fans finally have something to really cheer about and stop talking out the side of their necks?

Is Matt Sanchez the answer for the Jets?

Can Detroit win more then one game or any for that matter?

Will the wildcat offense cause problems for defenses this year?

Will Mangini tell us who the starting QB is?

My 3 sleeper teams for this season are Seahawks, Texans and Browns

I won’t do my picks for week 1 just yet I need a couple of more days to make my choices, but I will post them so you can see how good I really am lol. I hope you all got your fantasy football teams straight I know mine is off the chain this year (sweat me later haters, a girl can do this shit too).  As I said before I am excited about this season and I hope you all ride with me all season long. As always IT IS WHAT IT IS…

Peace and Blessings

That True Football Chick

Toia

The Music Lovers

Last night while laying in the bed having normal couple talk, we came up with the idea that since we both have this strong passion for music, that we should try a blog writing experience and allow you the lucky readers to be privy to it.

How Terms of Endearment get Men in Trouble

Last night my husband, a friend (male) and I were chillin’ and my friend’s phone rang. When he heard the ring tone he sucked his teeth and answered it anyway. He talked for a minute and before he hung up he said to the person on the other end “Ok Baby”.

Now we have talked before about keywords that women use to get their man’s attention. Well as a woman, I too have key words that make me pay attention and when I hear someone call someone else Baby my ears lift up. Even if they aren’t talking to me. LoL. That’s a trigger word for me to be the nosey Aries I am.

Women and Health

So I wanted to write this because I get a lot emails about topics I should write about and health has come up a lot. I know it’s been a minute since I’ve written anything, well that’s because of health issues.

How to Find Your Inner Dude

Caution this is quite graphic so if you can’t handle harsh words please don’t read, I am not trying to offend anyone.

OK so the main question is why would a woman need a inner dude. What I have learned over the years is that having a inner dude helps you relate better to men. Let’s face it men are hard to understand, their logic is nothing like ours. We see in colors and to most men everything is black, white triangles and squares. What we find simple they find complicated and vice versa. If you’re in touch with your inner dude your relationship with a man whether it be father, brother, spouse, boyfriend, jump off or just a friend will be better.

How To: Avoid Being The Jump Off

Ok, so there was a Facebook discussion yesterday on relationship statuses and what they should be called. One of the statuses was the Jump Off. So for those of you who don’t know what the jump off is I will explain.